Russian folk ditties for children, ditties about professions, about summer, about school, about a camp for children. Funny ditties about children with names

The article contains thematic Russian folk ditties for children.

For our fathers and mothers on holidays, the ditties often served as a musical background. Simple couplets, which tuned in for fun, jokes, are now also dearly loved and are popular with the organizers of various events.

Satire of fervent quatrains is kindly friendly, and therefore they will certainly revive a concert or celebration, will attract the attention of children and adults.

This article contains ditties that will brighten up both a children's matinee and a child’s name day. Teachers and organizers of the holidays do not have to search themed couplets for a long time on the Internet, because the most interesting and funny short funny songs are collected here.

Russian folk ditties for children

Such a unique folklore genre as ditties is performed without musical accompaniment. Sometimes a balalaika or accordion plays along with the quatrains.

Preschool children absorb all the information that becomes available to them, therefore it is important not to make a mistake with the choice of educational games.

At the age of 2-5 years, kids enjoy listening to funny music and short funny rhyming tunes, and are less interested in prose. During this period, the child shows interest in the ditties, in which he finds answers to questions.

Learn together with children Russian folk ditties, from which they will reveal a lot of interesting and curious information

Cockerel, cockerel,
Sing the ditties.
You throat well
The hens will sing.
Layers, Layers,
Girlfriend Chicken.

Our ram is a rich master.
He managed a new thing for himself.
Either a fur coat, or a caftan,
He will not understand now himself!

Like a garden
Loves a goat for a walk.
After this hike
Harvest not to collect!

I'm a poor goose
Like a copper penny.
I walk barefoot around the village
I am storing down for the winter.

“Ha-ha-ha,” the goose sang.
I'm not afraid of chanterelles.
All the chanterelles by weight
I'll take it in the basket!

I’m a cow!
Like a crown my horns.
Who's seeing me
Milk tastes!

At the door to the chest
Sitting ass in a cap.
How they pulled the cap -
He called himself a "fool"!

Ah yes gray cat
I went to the river under the bridge,
I lowered the tail into the water,
Cats caught fish!

I was sitting on the stove
Guarded the kalachi.
And behind the mouse stove
Watchdog crumpets.

On my sundress
Males and males
In the whole world there is no more beautiful
My dear grandmother!

At my grandmother's
The new apron is bright.
Take it, granny
Gifts for the holiday!

I’m ready to suffer all day
Without yours without pies.
Before that, I suffered
One big nose remained.

I came to grandma
And hugged my native!
Live for many, many years
And God save you from troubles!

And the parents handed
Grandchildren dear to grandmother.
And they only take it to themselves
Only them on the day off.

Important: from folk ditties, songs, children will learn about the world around them, and rhymed lines and a simple rhythm attract the attention of the baby.

Positive moments when listening to ditties by kids:

  • children begin to dance, developing coordination of movements
  • frequent repetitions of simple songs have a positive effect on the development of the speech apparatus
  • kids get used to the sound of native speech
  • the child feels joy
  • aesthetic feelings are formed

If a newborn singing short funny songs, nursery rhymes, then such procedures as changing clothes, bathing will not cause crumbs for the baby. Songs will distract attention and have a positive effect on psychophysical development.

Ditties are appropriate in games with the baby. And accompanying singing with hand movements, mom helps the child to repeat after her, which means that she will grow active. Oral folklore for children is an important foundation in the formation of personality.

Ditties for children about school

This section contains ditties dedicated to school subjects. Using the material collected here, teachers will be able to replenish the program of any children's event, a competition of amateur performers.

Folk music couplets are chosen in accordance with the school holidays. So improve the school musical repertoire with folk songs, and let the holiday bring the guys more jokes and laughter!

School ditties about teachers

Thank you for science
Wise teachers.
Because, we understand
You drove us not in vain.

Our teacher is very strict
We did not go to the lesson!
He was so happy
What is freed from us!

They came to school with sparrows,
Now the swallow soars.
We really love teachers
We say thank you to everyone.

Me teacher on the blackboard
I wrote a task
Well, I'm sitting in longing
There is suffering on the face.

And Irina Nikolavna
Loves silence very much.
Why doesn't she like to make noise
Well, I don’t understand.

For the teacher first
I'm not sorry for the good words
After all, she managed to understand
How to keep us in school.

I go to school in the morning
Teachers are waiting for me.
They will torment in the lessons -
I will torture them too.

Being a teacher is not easy
Only your subject.
The teacher must teach
How to act in life.

Happy Teachers Day
We have come today.
Wish you much success
To be taught better than us.

I'm sitting in the lesson
I’m looking at the teacher.
I like the teacher
When he does not swear.

School is our dear
Launches from his desks
Mendeleev, Coulomb ...
The world will be very glad to them!

Past school number ten
Well, I won’t get through:
Or windows I wash
Or I’ll take a look at the courtyard.

Of course we love school
Our school is cute!
Although being dragged to this school
Some by force.

We live very friendly
We sing fun songs.
Better than our good school
We won’t find it all over the world!

Our school is the best
And in the dining room they feed everyone,
And we have a gym here,
And we can’t count the guys.

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Birthday ditties for children

Sparkling folk ditties can be the highlight of the celebration for both an adult audience and for kids. The ridiculous content of short humorous verses will set both the hero of the occasion and invited guests in the right way. Simple motives will amuse, light the audience, and at best, even carry away the dance

In order for the quatrains to fulfill their entertaining function, they should be performed at a fast pace without changing the melody. The main thing in the ditty is its humorous meaning.

The ditties that will sound on name days will contribute to creating a good mood and provoking the public. A special musical talent is not required for performers of funny verses. Even people who are far from music will cope with the task.

Only 3-4 performers in colorful folk costumes are enough, a button accordion player and a good mood are guaranteed for the hero of the occasion. How to originally congratulate a birthday person with the help of ditties, read in this section.

We came to congratulate you
Kolya is the name of the birthday.
So sit comfortably in a chair
And listen to the congratulations!

To congratulate the day of "jam"
Wish you all the best
Birthday ditties
Now we will fulfill!

How old are you - I don’t know
Why do I need to know
On a huge cake of candles
You can take and count!

I look at the table and see
Delicious very loaf,
But I'm on a diet today
You don’t choose me!

Name day is a miracle holiday
They happen once a year.
To visit you Crocodile
With Cheburashka I invite you!

They will sing you a song
About the magic helicopter,
The one that exactly on the birthday
it will bring everyone a popsicle!

A children's holiday will become much more exciting and interesting if one of the adults changes into the costumes of cartoon characters (Cheburashka, Winnie the Pooh) and distributes sweets and balls to the invited kids.

Cheer honest people
Tanya name of the birthday girl with her birthday
We will honestly congratulate
Today is joy and fun
Come out to dance!

We all shine with happiness
You have a name day!
Gathered to congratulate you
Relatives and friends.

Here are the flowers, and here are the sweets,
Isn't that nice !?
And let's give a holiday
Have fun and be beautiful!

Be happy, be healthy
Never be harsh!
May life be successful
If anything, hold on to us!

Have fun honest people
Birthday is coming!
May they bring you presents
The holiday will become bright, bright!

After these words, you can arrange the distribution of small gifts. Children will appreciate the explosion of crackers and flying colorful confetti.

Ditties about professions for children

I tell everyone I know
What I want to be an astronomer.
I do not like to sleep at night,
Better study the stars.

I love the whole class
To answer the lessons.
This experience will come in handy -
I want to become an artist!

If, Petya, then you
You will be a deputy
Then your diary may become
Terrible compromising!

- Have pity on me, mummy,
Let me skip school!
- Well, son, there is a director,
You must be there!

I decided that to nothing
Boxing -
I'll become a dentist
Everyone is afraid of him.

Vovka praises the guys
That he will become a lawyer.
In the meantime, not a lawyer,
He pounds everyone.

I want to be a scout
After all, I was brave and resourceful.
Mom hid the sweets
I scouted where - and ate!

Finally, until ten
I learned to count.
And now the boxing judge
I can certainly become.

Become a haircut master
And I will avenge Lariska -
I’ll cut it off already under the boy,
And then forgive me.

I go to the gym
I eat only once a week.
I’ll tell you in secret:
I want to become a model.

I am friends with the tractor driver
I go to help him.
A tractor driver drives a car
And I'm sitting next to you!

Ditties for children in kindergarten

Kindergarten teachers can take advantage of the ready-made script and introduce children to oral folk art in an original and fun way.

It’s better to decorate the hall in a folk style: to put on stage fake painted gates, a Russian hut.

Performers of ditties and a harmonica balalaika go to the melody of a balalaika.

Come out, come out I dance
In brand new boots
All the guys say
What am I like a picture!

There are clouds in the blue sky
It will rain or hail.
Olya asks for pens
On the way to kindergarten!

Alla sat at the table,
I thought behind the plate
Pinocchio hooked on her,
He ate all the compote and porridge.

Sasha and Masha played
All the toys are scattered
They began to argue and scream
Who needs to collect toys!

Petya cleverly catches fish
Can make a raft
Just hello and thank you
Can not talk!

Lazy in the morning Vova
Comb your hair with a comb
A cow came up to him
She combed her tongue!

Parents don't have an hour
No talk with the child,
Who communicates in the garden
Developing fast!

We are our boys
Oh, how to notice!
They sing diligently
Blink wonderful!

And I'll go with an accordion
Under Olino's window
Let's see, accordion,
A window will open!

I have a rose in my pocket -
Friable rose
I have a character
Like stinging nettles!

The turtle was swimming.
and bit bh with fear
I'm not afraid of anyone!

Girlfriend met mouse
And hid in each other.
And which remained
Most of all scared.

Polina tried
Eat half the porridge.
Well, the porridge has gotten harmful.
Laughing at Polinka.

In the morning to mom our Mila
I presented two sweets.
I barely had time to give
Immediately, she ate them herself.

Little kids love
All kinds of sweets.
Who gnaws and who swallows
Who rolls on the cheek.

In kindergarten having fun
unpretentious people.
In a quiet hour he can’t sleep,
he sings in half a voice:

Oh luli, oh luli
like ships on the Volga.

Will Vanya be an engineer,
will be Helen - a doctor.
The teacher will be Vera,
In the meantime, we sing:

Wow, you, oh, you, we are all astronauts.

In our kindergarten guys
The most skilled:
Who draws, who sings
Who runs the fastest.

Thank you all for your attention,
For love, worries,
Well, kindergarten, prosper,
Good children vaccinate!

Ditties for children with names

Children will really enjoy the holiday, at which ditties with their names will be heard.

Our Andrey that week
I handed over the notebook to the teacher.
He doesn’t know what to do with her -
To clean, wash or wash.

Seryozha walked in the park
And did not learn a lesson.
Took and hid under the desk,
So that no one could find.

In the lesson, our Sergei
Can’t say anything.
How the lesson ends -
The mouth does not close.

The earring was called to the board,
But the Earring is silent,
Because the whole lesson
He looked out the window.

Dima has developed a good rumor.
Maybe without fear
Listen standing by the board
From distant desks clues.

Who is hustling in the buffet?
Making your way forward? -
Have pity on Ira, children,
Give Ira a sandwich!

I expected an answer from Marina
Our teacher is long -
No answer, no greetings
No use!

Oh, we don’t like it when Pasha
Answers at the blackboard.
From his mooing sleepy
We die with longing.

Drawn by our ancestors
Dinosaurs on the cliff
21st century. - Vignettes
Tolya draws on the table.

Dinosaurs are our ancestors
Knocked out on a rock
And now Grachev Artyom
Draws them on the table.

Our Tanya is a talker,
Well, he listens in half an ear.
Her teacher says -
And she looks out the window.

Kolya went out to answer,
But I did not know where to start.
The hour was silent, then he said:
"Anna Pavlovna, the bell."

I'm sitting at a desk with Roma.
Roma - a guy even where.
He look, how poor
Always protect me.

All programs indiscriminately
My daughter looks "all the way",
Resting only at school -
Telemanka is our Olya.

In our class never
It's never hot
The fan replaces
We pinwheel Lark!

Gosh, hesitates, sighs
And mumbles at the blackboard ...
Fall asleep, wither
Even flies from longing!

Ditties about a camp for children

Summer holidays are always a lot of different interesting activities, a children's camp and campfire songs. And where are the songs, there are funny ditties! Learn short verses with your children.

We funny girlfriends
We’ll sing ditties to you.
And about the summer, and about the camp,
And about how we live!

The summers of red waited,
Diaries abandoned.
We will rest for a long time -
Until the fall!

Dusty city, bye!
Bye, family!
Wave goodbye -
I'm going to the summer camp!

Good with friends together -
We’re singing a song.
In our wonderful camp
We’ll live a “cool” month!

Tours await us, tournaments,
Discos, quizzes.
River, sun, beach and forest.
Even "Field" is "miracles."

Don’t miss, dad, mom -
A camp is not a drama ...
I’ll bother you at home -
I’ll inform you immediately.

Mom, do not you cry tears:
The camp is full of friends
I will run, sunbathe
Take a break from the tablet!

Moms, don't you cry
Do not drink a valerian ...
Children go to rest -
Breathe fresh air!

Our counselor is the best
Studying at the institute!
We know that of him
The teacher will succeed!

Our counselor
We love him
Like all the guys,
And in everything he is a champion!

Heap of dresses scored
Fashionista Marinka.
For charging and camping
It goes like a "picture"!

My girlfriend and I sleep
We love to sleep for a long time.
But from eight in the morning our camp,
And you have to get up!

In our camp, of course,
Amusement mass.
And counselors with us
Just super class!

Don't worry dad mom
Summer vacation is the best!
We’ll rest here for twenty days -
Do not recognize the children.

To their educators
Here we openly say:
- We are a lot of trouble with you
This change will bring.

We have many children here
Look at us
We are all very different
And still WE ARE EQUAL.

Summer ditties for children

With the onset of summer and the beginning of the holidays, ditties about warm sunny days are especially relevant.

For the holidays, cheers
The kids ran up!
Sunbathe, grow -
And we don’t recognize each other.

That's how Petya is good
Watering the bed!
There are now all the frogs
Do exercises.

I went fishing
Threw a fishing rod.
A fat crocodile pecked -
He overturned the boat!

We played hide and seek in the forest
And Oksanka was lost.
She climbed into the hollow
I slept there until dark!

I'm used to the bike
And without hands on it I ride.
After meeting with a thick oak
I'm eating already ... without a tooth.

In the summer, every clearing
Like a tablecloth.
Delicious forest berry
Will feed you and me at once.

- What kind of mushrooms
Drove all the stumps?
- Lucky you guys
These are friendly mushrooms!

There are those red girlfriends
Thrills are called.
Hurry up to them, Irinka,
Invite to your basket.

Mother allowed daughter
Run away in the morning for mushrooms.
Brought daughter soon
Two baskets of fly agaric.

Jellyfish splashing in mine
Sweeter than watermelon sugar
And the sand is already golden -
You and I have gone to heaven!

On the sand of gold
The sun was shining -
How summertime
We were good!

Ditties about Russia for children

On Independence Day of Russia, ditties with patriotic notes will be appropriate, thanks to which children can feel a sense of pride in their country, beloved land, and a round dance will become an ornament of the holiday.

I believe in Russia!
To mother - darling!
I’ll sing her ditty to her
The most beautiful!

Ah, Russia, you are beautiful!
Blue lakes - eyes ...
We will sing out loud:
Russia has a Russian spirit!

We have changed bast shoes for a long time,
The shoes are beautiful!
We are not discouraged by the soul,
The happiest!

Our President Putin is Vova!
Putin is good!
We will heal with him,
To all his enemies in spite!

We have oil, gas reserves ...
And ditties just right!
We mark not in the eyebrow but in the eye,
And about that ... sing now!

Prosper, Russia, ours,
You won’t be lost with us!
And with a fun ditty -
Heal more fun!

Russian spirit, it smells of Russia,
Russia is a strong country!
We embrace the warmth of our hearts
To always remember us!

Oh, Russia, you are Russia,
Why, good!
Everybody sings ditties
Have fun and sing the soul!

Together with the nanny, Aunt Valey,
Cleaned, sweeping.
Well, at home for an hour,
Mom washed us!

We would also be glad to sing
Yes, we need to finish.
We invite you to visit,
Come in, good afternoon!

And now honest people
The Russian hut is calling.
Our grandfathers with love
Logs were cutting with an ax!
Nails clogged tight
Songs sang loudly.

Funny ditties for children

The following selection of laughter ditties is suitable for any children's holiday.

In the morning to mom our Mila
I presented two sweets.
I barely had time to give
Immediately, she ate them herself.

Lazy in the morning Vova
Comb your hair with a comb
A cow came up to him
She combed her tongue!

The chicken went to the pharmacy
And said, "Cucarek!
Give soap and perfume
To love cocks! "

Irishka rode off the hill
- The fastest was;
Ira even her skis
I overtook on the way!

I baked a little cake
I treated Vanya.
He showed for it
I have a beetle in a glass.

Grandfather taught letters to the mouse,
A scrawl came out.
The mouse got a deuce.
And both cried bitterly.

Come out, come out I dance
In brand new boots
All the guys say
What am I like a picture!

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